GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS.

My Princess Leia Headphone covers are now available on Etsy- in brunette, blonde and GINGER!! If looking like a galactic princess is a priority of yours then knock yourself out. Thankfully my Jesus costume doubles as a Princess Leia outfit. Holy shit I love being a girl.

Here are some looks you can achieve with the buns:

Demure. Gross.

Stoic like a Samurai.

Smeared mascara under my eyes cuz I got stuck in an outer space trash compactor with some hot outer space dudes and a Wookie OKAYY???

ZOMG LISTENING TO SO MANY MUSICS ON MAH HAIRY HEADPHONEZ.

Double chin.“BUY MY HEADPHONES YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE EL OH EL”

*A special note: I definitely saw Spaceballs before Star Wars, just because Mel Brooks was high on the totem pole in my household growing up. #PrincessVespaForever. May the Schwartz be wichu*