So like….

They are taking iPhone app facial recognition to the next level, yo. The match may not make sense now, but I’d like to think that this is fortelling my future as a glistening macho action star with a supple silly putty face. I really think this is deep stuff right here.

Maybe I’ll start a 90s blues band and vacation in Idaho and name my spawn things that rhyme with “tumor”…Demi is single and the wheels are in motion. Y’all!